Monday 5 May 2014

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Jennifer Lopez Album Cover: Major Cleavage Alert!
5/5/2014 10:31:42 AM

We are very sorry, Jennifer Lopez.

We never should have left you off our list of celebrities with really, really big boobs.

But we're glad you've decided to prove that you deserve a spot on that list by revealing a great deal of your snack trays on the cover for "A.K.A."

Lopez has unveiled the artwork for her 10th studio album, which will be available on June 17 and which includes the tracks "I Luh Ya Papi" and "First Love."

Drool away now, fellas:

23 Awesome Album Covers
Jennifer Lopez isn't shy about her cleavage on the album cover for "A.K.A." This is the singer's 10th studio album in just 15 years.
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Jennifer Lopez Album Cover

1. Jennifer Lopez Album Cover

Jennifer Lopez isn't shy about her cleavage on the album cover for "A.K.A." This is the singer's 10th studio album in just 15 years.


Lea Michele Album Cover

2. Lea Michele Album Cover

Lea Michele is coming out with her first solo album. It is titled "Louder" and this is the cover shot.


Britney Jean Album Cover

3. Britney Jean Album Cover

Britney Spears has just released the cover for her new album Britney Jean. Check it out!


Miley Cyrus Nude Album Cover

4. Miley Cyrus Nude Album Cover

Yup, Miley Cyrus is naked again. This time on an alternative cover for her new album.


Cher Album Cover

5. Cher Album Cover

Cher shows off her 67-year old body on the cover of this album. Not bad, huh?


Drake "Nothing Was the Same" Album Cover

6. Drake "Nothing Was the Same" Album Cover

Drake has released his "Nothing Was the Same" album cover ... featuring a younger version of himself.


Ariana Grande Album Cover

7. Ariana Grande Album Cover

Ariana Grande is only 20 years old. Some therefore believe this album cover to be far too racy.


Jay-Z Album Cover

8. Jay-Z Album Cover

Jay-Z has come out with the album cover for "Magna Carta… Holy Grail." What do you think? Different, huh?


Selena Gomez Album Cover

9. Selena Gomez Album Cover

Selena Gomez has unveiled her new album cover. It is titled "Stars Dance."


Kanye West Album Cover

10. Kanye West Album Cover

This is the cover art for "Yeezus," the new album by Kanye West. What do you think?


Chief Keef Album Cover

11. Chief Keef Album Cover

Chief Keef is a rapper with a very high opinion of himself. This is the cover of one of his CDs.


Rihanna Unapologetic Album Cover

12. Rihanna Unapologetic Album Cover

Rihanna gets nude for her Unapologetic album cover. Hot. Stuff.


One Direction Album Cover

13. One Direction Album Cover

One Direction will release "Take Me Home" on November 13, 2013. Check out its official album art now.


Taylor Swift Album Cover

14. Taylor Swift Album Cover

This is the album cover for "Red." It's from Taylor Swift and it will come out in October 2012.


Justin Biener Album Cover

15. Justin Biener Album Cover

It's been released! Check out the cover for Justin Bieber's "Believe" now.


Carrie Underwood "Blown Away" Album Cover

16. Carrie Underwood "Blown Away" Album Cover

Carrie Underwood's "Blown Away" album cover is sizzling.


Chris Brown Fortune Album Cover

17. Chris Brown Fortune Album Cover

Chris Brown's album cover for Fortune. Gotta love it.


Amy Winehouse Lioness Album Cover

18. Amy Winehouse Lioness Album Cover

Amy Winehouse's album cover for her posthumous release, Lioness: Hidden Treasures. The record will be released December 6, 2011.


Joe Jonas Album Cover

19. Joe Jonas Album Cover

Will you purchase "FastLife?" This is a look at the upcoming album from Joe Jonas.


Demi Lovato Album Cover

20. Demi Lovato Album Cover

Here it is, Demi Lovato fans. What do you think of the cover for "Unbroken?"


Ke$ha Album Cover

21. Ke$ha Album Cover

Will you add this Ke$ha album to your collection? It features remixes of some of her top singles.


Adam Lambert Album Cover

22. Adam Lambert Album Cover

This is it! This is the cover for Adam Lambert's debut album, For Your Entertainment.


Brooke Hogan Album Cover

23. Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Brooke Hogan has won the 2009 Photoshop of the Year Award. Check out the cover of her new album, "Redemption."


"Music has always been my first love," the American Idol judge said in a press release. "As a girl who grew up in the Bronx, I listened to everything.

"In my career I have always made music that is a reflection of me and where I am in my life. I do what I feel and do things that feel authentic to me. I am a lot of different things and I do a lot of different things. I love hip-hop, pop, dance music and R&B.

"And on this, my 10th album release, I have created a collection of songs that make me feel good and make me feel happy."

In other exciting J. Lo news, it was announced today that Lopez will receive the Icon Award at the Billboard Music Awards on May 18 in Las Vegas.

She joins past winners of this honor such as Neil Diamond, Prince and Stevie Wonder.

 

May the Fourth Be With You: Happy Star Wars Day From J.J. Abrams!
5/5/2014 10:16:08 AM

The Episode VII cast has been announced, the release date is set, and plot rumors are everywhere on the Internet, but yesterday, Star Wars fans really had something to celebrate - May the fourth!

Yes, thanks to a corny/hilarious pun ("May the fourth be with you!") Cinco de Mayo Eve has become an unofficial holiday for Star Wars obsessives and J.J. Abrams took to YouTube along with screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan to take part in the celebration.

Abrams, of course, is directing the highly anticipated new addition to the franchise, scheduled to hit theaters in December of 2015.

He's recruited Kasdan to help with the script and the two Hollywood veterans seem to be taking their duties very seriously.

Heck, they're even spending the holidays overseas for the sake of the film!

Yes, fans will be excited to learn that Abrams and Kasdan are in London at the moment, preparing to "ramp up" production on Episode VII.

The creative duo took time out briefly to acknowledge the "holiday," before presumably getting back to work.

It's a good sign that Abrams is a geek at heart who seems to fully appreciate how seriously Star Wars aficionados take their fandom.

There are many remaining questions surrounding the upcoming seventh installment in the franchise (What will be the title of Episode VII? Will Daisy Ridley really play Han and Leia's daughter? Will an aging Chewbacca be rocking grey fur?), but the big mystery of the moment is: will Abrams record another message for Revenge of the SIxth tomorrow?

Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Photos
Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He's best known for his role on HBO's Girls.
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Adam Driver

1. Adam Driver

Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He's best known for his role on HBO's Girls.


Oscar Isaac

2. Oscar Isaac

Oscar Isaac will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing the title role in the film Inside Llewyn Davis.


Andy Serkis

3. Andy Serkis

Andy Serkis will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his voice and motion-capture work, portraying Gollum in the Lord of the Rings films.


Domhnall Gleeson

4. Domhnall Gleeson

Gleeson will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing Bill Weasley in the Harry Potter films.


John Boyega

5. John Boyega

British actor Boyega will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his role in Attck the Block.


Max Von Sydow

6. Max Von Sydow

Veteran actor Max Von Sydow will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his roles in classic films directed by Ingmar Bergman and Woody Allen.


 

Leslie Jones Blasted for Saturday Night Live Slave Sketch: Funny or Foul?
5/5/2014 10:00:48 AM

Did Leslie Jones cross a line this weekend on Saturday Night Live?

The cast member appeared on Weekend Update in response to Lupita Nyong'o being named People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman in the World, giving praise to the actress and then going on to explain how she deserves the title of Most Useful Woman.

Especially if this were the slave era.

Referencing pre Civil War-America, Jones quipped:

"I would have never been single. I'm six feet tall and I'm strong. Strong! I mean, look at me, I'm a mandingo... I'm just saying that back in the slave days, my love life would have been way better. [Master] would have hooked me up with the best brotha on the plantation... I would be the No. 1 slave draft pick."

Ebony.com senior editor Jamilah Lemieux, however, did not find jokes about slave breeding to be especially appropriate.

"This Leslie Jones person is an embarrassment @msmarypryor. I'm so appalled right now," he Tweeted in response.

But Jones did not back down from the criticism. She shot back yesterday in a series of Tweets.

"If anybody should be offended is white folks cause it's what they did," she wrote.

Jones then referred to critics such as Lemieux as "self righteous" and added:

"Very sad I have to defend myself to black people. Now I'm betting if Chris Rock or Dave [Chappelle] did that joke or  jay z or Kanye put in a rap they would be called brilliant. Cause they all do this type of material. Just cause it came from a strong  black woman who ain't afraid to be real y'all mad."

And don't expect the comedian to dial her opinions back, either.

"Here is my announcement black folks, you won't stop me and Im gonna go even harder and deeper now," she wrote. "Cause it's a shame that we kill each other instead of support each other.

"This exactly why black people are where we are now cause we too f***** sensitive and instead of make lemonade out of lemons we just suck the sour juice from the lemons. Wake up."

Strong words. Sensitive topics. Where do you stand on it?

Sound off now while you watch a skit we can all agree was totally hilarious. Beware of The Beygency!

 

Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 5 Recap: Long May He Reign!
5/5/2014 9:44:29 AM

Game of Thrones is halfway through what may be its most brutal (and controversial) season to date and while the denizens of Westeros are unlikely to see an end to the bloodshed anytime soon, the show at least took some time out to acknowledge and avenge its more tragic victims.

Cersei Lannister and Oberyn Martell

When Cersei tells Oberyn Martell, "They hurt little girls everywhere in the world," it almost seems as though the writers anticipated the uproar surrounding this season's violence toward women months ago and decided to address it indirectly.

After all, Cersei is supposed to wooing Oberyn before her brother's trial, not making dark proclamations about the state of the world.

But Cersei's wrong, of course. They don't hurt women everywhere - at least in Slaver's Bay at the moment, where Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen is doing what she does best: waging war and taking names.

Her current campaign isn't going so well, but no matter: when Danny receives word that Joffrey Baratheon is no more, she announces her intentions to bring her dragons and army of former slaves to Westeros.

Asked what she intends to upon her arrival she delivers one of the great lines of the series: "I will do what queens do. I will rule."

Elsewhere, the Queen of the Vale is ruling in the same creepy fashion as when we saw her last. Now married to Littlefinger, Lysa Arryn is still obsessing over Tyrion and warping her young son.

The encounter between Lysa and Sansa in last night's episode was one of the most quietly unsettling exchanges in this season thus far. No mean feat.

Elsewhere, the former Night's Watchmen's reign of terror at Craster's Keep is brought to a bloody end by Jon and his band of brothers.

It's disappointing to see Bran pass up his chance at a reunion with his half-brother, but at least he helps the treacherous Locke meet a bloody end. 

It's also a huge relief to see Meera rescued by Jon in the nick of time, as not only is she one of the series' most consistently likable characters, it also means we won't be subjected to another disturbing Game of Thrones rape scene

As yet another purely awful villain bites the dust, it becomes clear that while all is may never be well in the Seven Kingdoms, sometimes good guys do prosper...even in the world of George R.R. Martin.

Watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic to relive every second of the gratifying bloodshed.

Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life
Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.
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Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen

1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen

Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Emilia Clarke Photo

2. Emilia Clarke Photo

Emilia Clarke stars on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Kristian Nairn as Hodor Photo

3. Kristian Nairn as Hodor Photo

Kristian Nairn plays Hodor on the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Kristian Nairn Photo

4. Kristian Nairn Photo

Kristian Nairn from HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Rose Leslie as Ygritte Photo

5. Rose Leslie as Ygritte Photo

Rose Leslie plays Ygritte on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Rose Leslie Photo

6. Rose Leslie Photo

Rose Leslie stars on the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Maisie Williams as Arya Stark Photo

7. Maisie Williams as Arya Stark Photo

Maisie Williams as Arya Stark on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Maisie Williams Photo

8. Maisie Williams Photo

Maisie stars in the HBO series Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


John Bradley as Samwell Tarley Photo

9. John Bradley as Samwell Tarley Photo

John Bradley plays Samwell Tarley on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


John Bradley Photo

10. John Bradley Photo

John Bradley stars on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Liam Cunningham as Davos Seaworth

11. Liam Cunningham as Davos Seaworth

Liam Cunningham plays Davos Seaworth on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Liam Cunningham Photo

12. Liam Cunningham Photo

Liam Cunningham of Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister Photo

13. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister Photo

Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Peter Dinklage Photo

14. Peter Dinklage Photo

Peter Dinklage is one of the stars of HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Alfie Allen Photo

15. Alfie Allen Photo

Alfie Allen is one of the star's of HBO's Game of Thrones. Here, he attends the show's fourth season premiere.


Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy Photo

16. Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy Photo

Alfie Allen plays Theon Grey on HBO's Game of Thrones. The show's fourth season debuts April sixth.


Rory McCann as Sandor Clegane Photo

17. Rory McCann as Sandor Clegane Photo

Rory McCann on HBO's Game of Thrones. The actor looks completely different in real life.


Rory McCann Photo

18. Rory McCann Photo

Rory is one of the stars of HBO's Game of Thrones. He plays Sandor Clegane on the show.


Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister

19. Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister

Lena Headey on Game of Thrones. She plays evil queen Cersei Lannister.


Lena Headey Image

20. Lena Headey Image

Lena Headey of HBO's Game of Thrones. The actress plays Cersei Lannister on the show.


Carice van Houten as Melisandre Photo

21. Carice van Houten as Melisandre Photo

Carice on Game of Thrones. She plays Red Queen Melisandre.


Carice van Houten Photo

22. Carice van Houten Photo

Carice stars on HBO's Game of Thrones. She plays Red Queen Melisandre.


Gwendoline Christie as Brienne Photo

23. Gwendoline Christie as Brienne Photo

Christie on HBO's Game of Thrones. She plays Brienne of Tarth and looks completely different from her character!


Gwendoline Christie Photo

24. Gwendoline Christie Photo

Gwendoline Christie of HBO's Game of Thrones. She plays Brienne of Tarth on the series.


Game of Thrones Dragon Photo

25. Game of Thrones Dragon Photo

One of the dragons from Game of Thrones. This guy looks nothing like the actor who plays him.


 

James Franco Trying to "Blow Up Twitter" with Sexy Selfies, Keegan Allen Says
5/5/2014 9:40:00 AM

When Pretty Little Liars' Keegan Allen visited James Franco backstage at his Broadway show, Of Mice and Men, taking a shirtless selfie was not on his to-do list.

Nevertheless, that's exactly what happened, as evidenced by a photo posted on Twitter Tuesday showing the two men laying under a blanket together.

It was but one of many memorable, sort of creepy James Franco selfies to hit the Interwebs lately. So what is the deal with this guy? Allen explains ...

James Franco and Keegan Allen in Bed

"I went to go say hey to him in his dressing room," Allen told E! "There were a lot of people there and I asked him, 'What's the way to do the best selfie in bed?'

James, being James, obliged with a demonstration: "He showed me. And then he climbed in really quickly and he was like, 'Let's blow up Twitter for a second.'"

You can watch Pretty Little Liars online to see more Allen hotness. With Franco, all you have to do is follow him on Instagram and give it a few days.

"He's a trip," Allen said of his Palo Alto co-star and Bukowski director. "He's great to work with, an incredible director and a really fun guy to hang out with."

Fun is one way to describe his recent online behavior, which seems like a cross between performance art and shadiness. It's hard to tell where the line is.

Not long before Keegan's bed romp, Franco hit on an underage girl on Instagram, and has been sprinkling near-naked shots of himself on the web often.

In the racy shot he most recently shared, James appeared naked except for a pair white boxer briefs pulled down to the point of almost exposing himself.

The caption read, "JUMP ROPE." He deleted the photo shortly after posting it on Instagram, but not before we added it to this strangely TMI Franco gallery:

James Franco TMI Selfies
A revealing selfie by James Franco ... in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence.
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James Franco Revealing Selfie

1. James Franco Revealing Selfie

A revealing selfie by James Franco ... in what has become an all-too frequent occurrence.


James Franco Shirtless Selfie

2. James Franco Shirtless Selfie

A shirtless selfie by James Franco ... in what has become an all-too frequent and somewhat weird occurrence.


James Franco Naked on Instagram

3. James Franco Naked on Instagram

James Franco gets naked on Instagram or darn close. That is a suggestive photo.


James Franco and Keegan Allen in Bed

4. James Franco and Keegan Allen in Bed

James Franco and Keegan Allen are shirtless and in bed together in this Instagram photo. It's unclear why.


James Franco Selfie

5. James Franco Selfie

James Franco posted this selfie in bed. Which is not vaguely creepy or anything like that.


Lucy Clode, James Franco

6. Lucy Clode, James Franco

Lucy Clode takes a photo with James Franco. This is the underage girl he proceeded to try to hit on over Instagram, allegedly.


James Franco Instagram Seduction!

7. James Franco Instagram Seduction!

Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide.


James Franco in the Sack

8. James Franco in the Sack

James Franco is seen here in the sack. He loves to post selfies from that spot.


Sexy James Franco Selfie

9. Sexy James Franco Selfie

James Franco posts some good selfies. This is a particularly sexy one.


 

Caleb Johnson Apologizes for "Retard" Comment, Thanks Fans for Support
5/5/2014 9:12:29 AM

Caleb Johnson is learning to choose his words carefully when it comes to life in the spotlight.

Following a recent American Idol performance episode in which the remaining finalists sang tracks selected for them by fans, the aspiring rocker went off a bit on the experience and on Internet users in general.

Caleb Johnson American Idol Performances
Caleb Johnson could be a future rock star. Watch him sing "Still of the Night" now.
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Caleb Johnson - "Still of the Night"

1. Caleb Johnson - "Still of the Night"

Caleb Johnson could be a future rock star. Watch him sing "Still of the Night" now.


Caleb Johnson - "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"

2. Caleb Johnson - "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"

Caleb Johnson does not want to miss a thing. Watch this American Idol performance now.


Caleb Johnson - "Sting Me"

3. Caleb Johnson - "Sting Me"

Caleb Johnson covers a Black Crowes classic for this rock audition. Listen to his take on "Sting Me" now.


Caleb Johnson - "Undo It"

4. Caleb Johnson - "Undo It"

Caleb Johnson goes Carrie Underwood on us for this performance. Do you like his take on "Undo It?"


Caleb Johnson - "Family Tree"

5. Caleb Johnson - "Family Tree"

Did Caleb Johnson make King of Leon proud with his version of "Family Tree?" Decide for yourself now.


Caleb Johnson - "Faithfully"

6. Caleb Johnson - "Faithfully"

Caleb Johnson is on quite the American Idol journey. How did he fare on "Faithfully?"


Caleb Johnson - "Chain of Fools"

7. Caleb Johnson - "Chain of Fools"

Caleb Johnson sings "Chain of Fools" for this American Idol performance. Nice work, man!


Caleb Johnson - "Dazed and Confused"

8. Caleb Johnson - "Dazed and Confused"

Caleb Johnson is dazed and confused. And doing awfully well for himself on American Idol!


Caleb Johnson - "The Edge of Glory"

9. Caleb Johnson - "The Edge of Glory"

Move over, Lady Gaga. Caleb Johnson is here to sing "Edge of Glory."


Caleb Johnson - "Skyfall"

10. Caleb Johnson - "Skyfall"

Caleb Johnson does his best impression of Adele for "Skyfall. What do you think?


Caleb Johnson - "Working Man"

11. Caleb Johnson - "Working Man"

Caleb Johnson is just a "Working Man." At least for the purposes of this American Idol performance.


Caleb Johnson - "Pressure and Time"

12. Caleb Johnson - "Pressure and Time"

Caleb Johnson takes to the American Idol stage here with a take on "Pressure and Time." A job pretty well done!


"I don't really enjoy having to see somebody telling me what song I need to sing," Johnson said. "I think at this point of the competition, I can pick and choose my own songs and represent me."

It was the producers' idea, of course, to have viewers select the singles for a week, but Caleb then got himself into major trouble when asked about the affect social media now has on American Idol.

"It gives access to a bunch of retards to talk to me," he replied.

Yeah. Oops.

Following a wave of criticism for using this word in such a pejorative context, Johnson issued an apology over the weekend via Facebook.

"For the record that juvenile comment I made in the interview was not directed towards my fans but to the wackos that send hundreds of hate messages a day to me," he wrote, adding:

"You guys are amazing and I cannot thank you enough for your support. Sorry if it offended anybody it was the wrong choice of words . Also I greatly appreciate it when you guys give me song suggestions but it gets really overwhelming at the volume it comes in so please understand ! Rock on!"

Earlier this season, Johnson was also stated a mea culpa after seemingly making light of people with life-threatening peanut allergies.

He's one of four contestants remaining on American Idol.

American Idol Season 13: Who's Left?
Caleb Johnson is a 22-year old native of North Carolina. He is doing very well for himself on American Idol.
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Caleb Johnson

1. Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is a 22-year old native of North Carolina. He is doing very well for himself on American Idol.


Jessica Meuse

2. Jessica Meuse

Jessica Meuse is a 23-year old native of Alabama. She has done quite well for herself on American Idol Season 13.


Jena Irene

3. Jena Irene

Jena Irene could be your next American Idol champion. She has reached the round of 13.


Alex Preston

4. Alex Preston

Alex Preston has advanced to the American Idol Season 13 finals. We wish him the best of luck!


 

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Enjoy Spa Day Amid (Fake?) Cheating Drama
5/5/2014 9:05:37 AM

Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, stepped out together in L.A. this weekend, proving to the masses that they are definitely still together.

Despite the roller coaster drama playing out on their reality show True Tori, they were putting on a united front, acting "very sweet and affectionate."

The parents of Liam, 7, Stella, 5, Hattie, 2, and Finn, 1, enjoyed a relaxing Thai massage - together. No private happy endings for Dean. This time.

An inside source adds that the couple held hands almost everywhere they went, which is totally sweet, considering everything they've been through.

Tori and Dean have certainly been through the wringer.

Last week, it was revealed that Tori Spelling was hospitalized for undisclosed health issues; she was so sick that doctors required her to stay for six full days!

After being released, Tori immediately resumed filming of her reality show, upon which Dean McDermott's suicide attempt last winter was revealed.

Sounds rough.

We're glad to see that Tori and Dean are still working on their turbulent marriage and doing whatever it takes to make it last amid their obvious tumult.

If any of this is even real, anyway. You never can tell.

It's possible that Dean really did bone Emily Goodhand and the couple is just not letting a real crisis go to waste, but some have speculated that it's all a sham.

See what we mean in the gallery below ...

True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott's Affair Is Fake
Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.
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Tori and Dean Are Broke!

1. Tori and Dean Are Broke!

Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.


Tori Knows How to Fake It

2. Tori Knows How to Fake It

Tori might be too honest in her book, Spelling it Like It Is. In the memoir, she reveals that in the past, she's faked reality show storylines in order to score ratings.


Tori and Dean's New Year's Photo

3. Tori and Dean's New Year's Photo

Tori and Dean posted this pic to Instagram for New Year's. Problem is, Tori has since claimed Dean was in rehab throughout the winter holidays. Whoops!


Tori Lied About Help With Kids

4. Tori Lied About Help With Kids

Tori claims she raised the kids on her own in Dean's absence. The truth is, she gets plenty of help fro THREE nannies.


Emily Goodhand Doesn't Exist!

5. Emily Goodhand Doesn't Exist!

Emily Goodhand has only been "interviewed" once and never photographed. The popular theory at the moment is that Tori and Dean lied about his affair.


 

Mad Men Season 7 Episode 4 Recap: Enter the Computer Age!
5/5/2014 9:01:05 AM

It's always strange to see the offices of Sterling-Cooper (or whatever they're calling it these days) devoid of click-clacking typewriters and comely secretaries.

After all, the last time Don Draper walked into a silent lobby he discovered his co-workers huddled around a television watching coverage of the JFK assassination. 

When Don made his long-awaited return to the office on last night's Mad Men, he happened upon an equally game-changing moment in history: the dawn of the computer age.

Yes, SC&P is being re-designed for the age of information and when Don stumbles into the confusing renovation scene, it's a perfect visual reminder of his place in the world: confused, isolated, possibly obsolete. 

Despite Roger's promises that the agency's new computer will do "a lot of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important," Don remains defiantly old-school and obviously chagrined, but these days he's not in a position to say or do anything about it.

The former bull-moose of the agency sheepishly takes his place in Lane's old office and (predictably) immediately uncovers a painful relic of the colleague he may have driven to suicide. 

The episode is rife with other signs of the changing times:  Roger receiving word that his daughter has skipped town with a communal (and possibly polygamous!) band of hippies, secretaries doling out diet advice to men (Men! Dieting!) and most importantly...Peggy taking charge over Don!

Yes, when the firm lands a new fast food account, perennial jerk Lou puts Peggy in charge of her former mentor. Needless, to say Don is less than pleased.

He hurls his computer at the wall (Hey, they have computers now anyway, right?), then skips Peggy's first meeting in favor of a game of solitaire and an awesomely old-school can of Coke.

But, despite all his rage, Don is still just an ad man in an office. Even when he's staging his silent protest, he manages to land new clients as SC&P's tech guy comes to the Drape in search of PR help.

Strangely, Bert Cooper rejects Don's new account and makes a surprisingly callous comment about Lane's suicide. We can hardly blame Draper for immediately hitting the bottle in direct violation of the new rules of his continued employment.

Roger, meanwhile, attempts to hunt down his wayward daughter and lands on a commune and winds up smoking "dynamite grass" with his daughter's hippie compatriots in what may be the show's plainest mash-up of late and early 60s culture thus far.

Hammered Don attempts to bond with a computer expert, Roger smokes weed with some new-age farmers and holes up in a barn...are the men of Madison Avenue finally going to embrace the cultural shift that surrounds them?

Nah, Don gets wasted and accosts said tech guy, and after an enlightened night, Roger wakes up and attempts to physically drag his daughter from the compound.

So it looks like all is well! Hey, we don't watch this show for its progressive ideals!

Watch Mad Men online at TV Fanatic to see if these dudes ever get the hint!

9 Memorable Mad Men Moments
Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um...didn't end well for him.
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Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight

1. Lane Price and Pete Campbell Fight

Lane and Pete go at it. Lane won the fight but this season, um...didn't end well for him.


The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident

2. The Sterling-Cooper Lawnmower Incident

A tragic mishap in the Sterling-Cooper offices. Well, tragically hilarious, anyway.


Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons

3. Betty Draper Shooting Pigeons

Betty took her frustrations out on some neighborhood birds. She became a somewhat character in seasons since.


Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper

4. Kiernan Shipka as Sally Draper

Don's daughter has had too many memorable moments to choose just one. It's been a pleasure watching her grow into a sassy teenager.


Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene

5. Mad Men: JFK Assassination Scene

Mad Men memorably tackled a day that brought the nation to its knees. Just one of many historical events the series has vividly brought to life.


Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom

6. Don Draper Hits Rock Bottom

Don was a drunken mess for most of season four. He drinks a lot, but now he manages to do his job...for the most part.


Peggy Olson Smokes Weed

7. Peggy Olson Smokes Weed

Elisabeth Moss puts her foot down as Peggy Olson. That girl really wanted to get high.


Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day

8. Roger Sterling: Drunk For Pearl Harbor Day

Every day is an occasion to drink for Roger Sterling. Though he got especially plastered (and bigoted) on Pearl Harbor Day.


Don Draper Crying

9. Don Draper Crying

Don broke down and showed his human side after learning about the death of a friend. We're sure the final season will hold many more emotional moments for Don.


 

Little Girl Dumps Boyfriend, Takes Him to Task in Hilarious Note
5/5/2014 8:29:20 AM

Kids. They're the best. So honest, and never afraid to speak their minds.

Or in this case, write down their deep thoughts by hand in notes that go viral online when their parents share them on social media. Long live the Internet!

Apparently young Rachel agreed to go out with a boy named Shawn, but Shawn has not exactly stepped up to the plate since she agreed to be his girlfriend.

To put it mildly. And she's grown awfully tired of his (non) actions.

Let's just say that if communication is the crux of a lasting relationship, this little guy has a tough road ahead of him unless he reads this note and takes heed:

Little Girl's Breakup Note

You heard the woman, Shawn. If you want to get mareed one day go ahead, but it won't be to her ... or anyone else for long if you keep on ignoring your partner.

Check out more hilarious little kid notes after the jump ...

15 Hilarious Kid Notes
This little kid tried to forge his mom's signature. Pretty amazing.
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Mommy Signature

1. Mommy Signature

This little kid tried to forge his mom's signature. Pretty amazing.


I Hate Chris!

2. I Hate Chris!

Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else ...


Elementary School Love Letter

3. Elementary School Love Letter

This elementary school love letter, and the recipient's response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set.


Not Hungry

4. Not Hungry

Signed, the most depressed kid ever.


30 Boyfriend Rules

5. 30 Boyfriend Rules

This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed!


Kid's Insane Christmas Letter

6. Kid's Insane Christmas Letter

Drew Magary's daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response.


Dear Santa Amazon Letter

7. Dear Santa Amazon Letter

A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He's dedicated.


Stinky Kid Note

8. Stinky Kid Note

Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class.


Kid Poem About Sister

9. Kid Poem About Sister

This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear.


#1 Dad Note

10. #1 Dad Note

An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye ...


Note to Dad

11. Note to Dad

An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him.


Kid Writes Get Well Note

12. Kid Writes Get Well Note

This kid's get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice.


Cute Kid Note

13. Cute Kid Note

Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant "cook."


Little Girl's Breakup Note

14. Little Girl's Breakup Note

This little girl's breakup note says it all ... and proves that a lot of guys never learn.


Hilarious Apology Note

15. Hilarious Apology Note

This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers.


 

Elena Baltacha Dies of Liver Cancer; Former Tennis Star Was 30
5/5/2014 8:27:15 AM

Elena Baltacha, a former member of the Top 50 of the Women's Tennis Association, died over the weekend after a long battle with liver cancer.

She was 30 years old.

Elena Baltacha Picture

The WTA confirmed this sad news on its website, writing that the Kiev-born Baltacha died peacefully while surrounded by family and friends.

Baltacha represented Great Britain at the 2012 London Olympics and was diagnosed with the diseased in January, two months after retiring from tennis and just weeks after getting married.

"We are heartbroken beyond words at the loss of our beautiful, talented and determined Bally," husband Nino Severino said in a statement. "She was an amazing person and she touched so many people with her inspirational spirit, her warmth and her kindness."

Baltacha dealt with a chronic liver condition throughout her career, receiving medication and regular blood tests. But that didn't stop her from reaching number-one in England.

"Elena's journey was never an easy one and yet she consistently showed her strength, good humor and indomitable spirit," WTA chairman Stacey Allaster said.

Prior to her passing, Baltacha had organized a tennis charity event in June, "Rally for Bally," to raise money for a cancer hospital and her tennis academy.

It will go ahead in her memory, with those involved including childhood friend Andy Murray, Martina Navratilova and Tim Henman.

Celebrities We Lost in 2014
R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!
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Philip Seymour Hoffman

1. Philip Seymour Hoffman

R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!


James Avery

2. James Avery

James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65.


Pete Seeger

3. Pete Seeger

Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94.


Shirley Temple

4. Shirley Temple

Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85.


Phil Everly

5. Phil Everly

A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014.


Anna Gordy Gaye

6. Anna Gordy Gaye

Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye.


Eric Lawson

7. Eric Lawson

Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72.


Roy Garber

8. Roy Garber

Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars.


Cassandra Lynn Hensley

9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley

Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014.


Darryl Robinson

10. Darryl Robinson

Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50.


Sid Caesar

11. Sid Caesar

Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed.


Ralph Waite

12. Ralph Waite

Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86.


John Henson Picture

13. John Henson Picture

Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014.


Jamie Coots

14. Jamie Coots

Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation.


Michele Savoia

15. Michele Savoia

Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55.


Bob Casale

16. Bob Casale

Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the '80s band Devo, best known for the hit song "Whip It." R.I.P.


Harold Ramis

17. Harold Ramis

Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We'll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters.


Jim Lange

18. Jim Lange

Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81.


Tim Wilson

19. Tim Wilson

Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P.


Speaker Knockerz

20. Speaker Knockerz

Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19.


Sheila MacRae

21. Sheila MacRae

Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92.


Cynthia Lynn

22. Cynthia Lynn

Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan's Heroes star was 76.


Bob Thomas

23. Bob Thomas

Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P.


Wesley Warren

24. Wesley Warren

Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury.


David Brenner

25. David Brenner

David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78.


L'Wren Scott

26. L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott, a fashion designer and the girlfriend of Mick Jagger, is dead. She was 49.


Scott Asheton

27. Scott Asheton

Scott Asheton of The Stooges has died. The drummer was 64.


James Rebhorn

28. James Rebhorn

James Rebhorn enjoyed a long, impressive acting career. He died at the age of 65.


Kate O'Mara

29. Kate O'Mara

Kate O'Mara of Dynasty fame has died at the age of 74. R.I.P.


Frankie Knuckles

30. Frankie Knuckles

Frankie Knuckles, acclaimed DJ and house music mastermind, died March 31 at age 59.


Mickey Rooney

31. Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney passed away at the age of 93. He lost a battle with an undisclosed illness.


Peaches Geldof

32. Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof was only 25.


The Ultimate Warrior

33. The Ultimate Warrior

Days after being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, The Ultimate Warrior died at the age of 54.


Gabriel Garcia Marquez

34. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Beloved author Gabriel García Márquez passed away in April 2014 at the age of 87.


Hurricane Carter

35. Hurricane Carter

Rubin "Hurricane" Carter fought against injustice for most of his adult life. The boxer died of prostate cancer at 76.


Bob Hoskins

36. Bob Hoskins

Rest in peace, Bob Hoskins. The veteran British actor died at the age of 71 in April.


Elena Baltacha

37. Elena Baltacha

Elena Baltacha passed away at the age of 30. The former tennis star lost her battle with liver cancer.


 

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