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American Apparel Upskirt Photo: Actually a Real Ad!
3/28/2014 4:07:33 PM
American Apparel wants you to buy their skirts. It also wants you to get a detailed look at what's underneath in the case of one particular model.
Yes, the picture below is from the American Apparel website, not a blog dedicated to upskirt photos, and it's supposed to advertise their miniskirt line.
Just when you thought you'd seen everything. We're all of a sudden seeing the merit in the Target Photoshop fail that gave their model a rhombus vagina.
If the alternative is this ... airbrush it up, Targe.
This company's website also has a GIF of a topless woman jumping up and down as she struggles to get into jeans (click above for that image too).
It's also the brand that brought you menstruating vagina t-shirts and other classics, so we're not sure why this surprises us even a little bit at this point.
Still, one would think there has to be another way, even another overtly sexual way, to showcase the skirt that doesn't involve a girl bending over.
If the goal is to market the skirt as an item you can easily wear for pervy upskirt pics and/or convenient sex in a public park, mission accomplished.
If their goal is to get us to post about how American Apparel has officially reached a new low in its quest for to be edgy, then job well done there as well.
Never mind. They win. But seriously, who's gonna buy this. Discuss.
Pele Dead? CNN Tweets Soccer Legend's Demise; Rep Shoots Down Hoax
3/28/2014 2:30:35 PM
Pele is dead. At least one were to trust CNN, which many people understandably might given its (rapidly diminishing) reputation as a real news organization.
Fortunately for Pele, and unfortunately for CNN's future, he is alive and well.
The 74-year-old soccer legend is doing just fine despite a death hoax that gained steam on Friday and apparently duped the CNN show New Day.
And as a result, the network erroneously tweeted that Pele died (see below):
A rep for Pele quickly shot down this "breaking" story and confirmed he's A-O-K.
A rep for CNN confirmed the network is going off the air in May. Just kidding!
Death hoaxes and false death rumors have always been around, but they've become 100 times common in the age of social media and declining journalism.
Just ask Pawn Stars' Chumlee or Wayne Knight in the past month alone.
Check out our gallery of stars the Internet has fake-killed below:
Brother Reacts to News of Yet Another Sister: NOOOO!!!!!
3/28/2014 3:55:32 PM
Some young men react to news of an impending baby with shock, joy and even a few tears.
Others do not.
In the following family video, a mom and dad tell their two daughters and one son that another baby is on the way. A baby sister, to be exact. Isn't that great news?!?
Yep, says one sister. Sure, replies another. NOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE GIRLS! NO MORE GIRLS I HATE GIRLS!!! cries the son.
Whoops! Perhaps funniest of all? The reaction of the father, who is more restrained than his inconsolable child, but who clearly feels the same way...
Did this make the cut as one of our favorite kid videos in recent memory?
Find out now!
Jimmy Kimmel Presents The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking of America
3/28/2014 5:30:00 PM
Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.
On last night's episode of this comedian's talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe.
To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary "The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America," which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."
Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.
"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.
Hilarious stuff. Watch now:
Yes, we've included this among our favorite recent segments on Jimmy Kimmel Live, along the show getting kids to curse on the street:
Corrie Anne Long, Texas Teacher, Arrested For Performing Oral Sex on Eighth Grader
3/28/2014 3:05:59 PM
Corrie Anne Long, a Texas middle school teacher, faces criminal charges after a student told police that she had performed oral sex on him in the classroom.
Authorities say the student in question is in eighth grade.
Long, 43, is charged with sexual assault on a minor under 17 and improper relationship with a student at Hopper M.S. in Harris County, northwest of Houston.
Administrators contacted police after one of the alleged victim's classmates told a teacher he saw Long and the student engaged in "suspicious horseplay."
Yes, that was the term used to describe it apparently.
According to court documents obtained by the Houston Chronicle, the student said he saw the alleged victim spanking the teacher's rear end.
He also saw the teacher sit in the student's lap.
Harris County prosecutor Joshua Phanco said:
"The teacher, it sounds like, had some sort of supervisory role over the student at some point and time and an inappropriate relationship was spawned from that."
When interviewed by police, the victim told investigators that he had known Long since he was in 6th grade, and that she was currently his math teacher.
He told investigators that Long performed oral sex on him in November 2013 while the pair was alone in her classroom before Thanksgiving break.
Prosecutors think inappropriate contact happened more than once, and Long was removed from her position once the allegations came to light.
She is reportedly on administrative leave. Long was released on $30,000 bond, according to Houston media. Her next court appearance is set for April.
Other teachers arrested for similar horseplay:
Roseanne Barr Poses Like Kim Kardashian: Hey There, Kanye...
3/28/2014 3:25:20 PM
It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and... Roseanne Barr?!?
In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance.
"Hey #kanye," Barr Tweeted along with the provocative photo clearly making a last-second play for the rapper.
Will it work? Will West ditch Kardashian prior to their May 24 nuptials? Should he? Would you?!?
Kompare, kontrast and klick below: With which star would you rather make a sex tape?
- Roseanne BarrClick Here ToVote for Roseanne
- Kim KardashianClick Here ToVote for Kim
Roseanne Barr is posing here like Kim Kardashian and trying to seduce Kanye West. Who would you prefer to plow? View Poll »
Gonna be a battle to the bitter end in this poll, we have a feeling.
Also, check out more bikini photos (of Kim, not Roseanne):
Sharknado 2 Poster Released: Look Out, Lady Liberty!
3/28/2014 2:50:08 PM
Sharknado 2 has a new release date and a new poster.
And New York may soon be in the market for a new towering figure.
Syfy has announced that the wildly-anticipated follow-up to last summer's unexpected smash will premiere on Wednesday, July 30 at 9/8c, one day earlier than initially scheduled.
It has also unveiled the first official piece of promotional art - and the Statue of Liberty may wanna take cover...
Ian Ziering and Tara Reid will return for the sequel and they will be joined by such Z-listers as Mark McGrath, Judah Friedlander and Andy Dick.
Sharknado exploded violently into our living rooms in July 2013 and the Twitterverse reacted in kind.
Here's a look back at some of the most memorable celebrity Tweets:
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